"That's a nice ass" Hoodie

It's the best compliment you can give someone. Reactions may vary depending on how you say it and who you say it to.

いいケツだね means "That's a nice ass" or "Nice ass" in Japanese, and it's the perfect gift to give to your significant other for Valentine's Day.

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"Lactose Intolerant" Sweater

Let 'em know your ailments proudly, and in JAPANESE!

乳糖不耐症 is the technical/clinical way of saying Lactose Intolerance. "Miruku" is the romaji/annunciation of ミルク which means "Milk".

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"Lick My Nipples" Tee

A simple but effective request.

乳首 (Chikubi) - "Nipple"

を (wo) - Particle を can appear after nouns to make them the object of the sentence.

舐めて (Namete) - "To lick" but stated as a request.

Put it all together - 乳首を舐めて (Chikubi wo namete) - "Lick my nipples"

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Translating every word on this shirt (scroll down for more info)

Wall of Vulgarity

Warning: Wearing this shirt out in public in Japan is NOT recommended.

If you do wear it around Japanese speakers, we are not responsible for any negative or unpleasant interactions that may come... but it'll definitely get a few chuckles elsewhere.

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"Thigh" Tees

For all you thigh lovers out there. Gotta appreciate a nice thass.

太もも means "Thigh(s)"

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"I'm very horny" Tees

無性に (Mushou ni) - "Extremely", "Very", "Excessively"

ムラムラする (Mura mura suru) - "I'm horny"

Put 'em together - 無性にムラムラする (Mushou ni mura mura suru) - "I'm very horny", "I'm extremely horny", "I'm excessively horny", etc. etc.

Comes in Black and White.

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